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Month: April 2024

Fleece or Flannel? My Pajama Dilemma.

Walmart Shopper

Perhaps I missed the fashion memo but I prefer to think I have been in denial. At first, I thought it was a fad but fads fade. When in hell, did it become fashionable to wear pajamas in public?

If you don’t know what I am talking about you have not been to Walmart lately. Well that is not really fair to Walmart. Yesterday, I saw just as many people in their PJ’s at my local grocery store as I do on any given day at the retail super giant.

In fact, I was at the post office at 3:00 in the afternoon when a woman burst in behind me in a lovely flannel ensemble.

Now, I have admitted to you freely, that I am a tad on the lazy side when it comes to certain things like walking my dog and drive through window pick ups, but I do get dressed in the morning.

Even when I take my trash out, I wouldn’t get caught dead in a baggy pair of sweats. I mean it is not like I dress to the nines to haul my Hefty’s to the curb, but I feel that at least a decent pair of jeans is required.

Ok, if I am having an exceptionally bad hair day, I might have a baseball cap on my head, but I am dressed.

I remember years ago, when I was a kid, my mother got railroaded into being a narrator for a play. In her role, the character appeared on stage in her night gown and cap. My mother was humiliated that the audience would see her in her sleepwear. Now, she would be considered over dressed for the part.

I personally would like to know how this super, casual trend got started. Some people blame students and say it first manifested in college cafeterias. Others blame the retail giant itself for creating a line of fleece and flannel that were just too good to be hidden under the bed covers.

I guess, the real question is, if you are wearing your pajamas in public, what in the heck are you wearing to bed? Maybe you have two sets; your good going out on the town, lounge wear and your ratty, just for sleeping nighty? Or perhaps you just wear the same outfit for the entire day? Less laundry right?

Husband Wife Team

I have to say the real kicker for me, was when I saw a husband and wife team, dressed in their matching one piece footies, in the store today. No shoes, just the pajama footies. I can only imagine the undesirable organisms that attached themselves to the bottom of their soles as they traversed through the parking lot.

Nope, I guess I was just not born to be a trendy, fashion queen.

Foul Mouth Fido

If your dogs are anything like my dogs they suffer from horrendous breath. Well, I don’t think they actually suffer too much, I think they rather enjoy it. It is we, humans that suffer as they kiss our faces, lick our hands or just plain breathe on us.

 I brush my dog’s teeth on a fairly regular basis. I have bought many different types of doggie toothpastes from peanut butter flavor which in my opinion, might clean the tartar off their teeth, but leaves their breath smelling like a combination of PB and poo. I have also tried the chicken and beef flavors but again there is always that underlying, I just ate a load of deer poop, funk. I also have tried the flavorless enzymatic pastes, which, I am sure, do what their intended for plaque and calculus, but have limited effects on breath quality.

I have also tried various dental chews and oral care products with no success in alleviating the stench. Even when my dogs don’t get into something as odiferous as deer or bunny droppings, their breath still isn’t pleasant.

I also want to mention that my dogs see their vet regularly and have no known dental issues. They just have doggie halitosis.

So, our team took to the internet to find a homemade, homeopathic solution and we believe that we have finally discovered something useful and worth sharing.

Our internet excursion took us to a site called Princess Peaky Girl and she shares a recipe called Minty Fresh Dog Pupsicles. Our test kitchen went to work.

The ingredients are simple and not budget breaking.

  • Fresh mint
  • Honey
  • Plain Greek Yogurt (if your dog has a problem with dairy you can use water or unsweetened coconut milk)
  • Fresh curly parsley: Do not use spring parsley as it can be toxic to dogs.
  • Fresh spinach 
  • Coconut oil (we used unrefined but you can use either)

You will also need:

  • Food processor
  • Silicone molds or ice cube trays

Here is the recipe

PREP TIMECHILL TIMETOTAL TIME
5 MINUTES6 HOURS HRS6 HRS 5 MINS

1 cup Plain Greek yogurt

¼ cup chopped mint

¼ cup chopped curly parsley

½ cup chopped spinach

¼ cup coconut oil

½ cup honey

INSTRUCTIONS

 In a food processor, combine all ingredients. Be sure to pack tight.

Blend ingredients together for about 1 minute or until the mixture is smooth. Add ¼ – ½ cup of water if needed.

When done, spoon mixture out into silicone molds all the way to the top.

When the molds are filled, place inside the freezer to chill for 6 hours or overnight.

Notes:
Store leftovers in a baggie in the freezer.
If you use silicone molds place them on a cookie sheet or a rigid piece of cardboard before putting them in the freezer otherwise you will end up with a mess.

Now comes the true test – presenting them to the Canine Connoisseurs

They rated  the treats for: Palatability, Flavor and Tastiness

Our team gave the categories these ratings

Palatability – 5 Butt Wiggles

Flavor – 5 Butt Wiggles

Tastiness – 5 Butt Wiggles

Now it was time for the human’s ratings.

On a scale of 1-5 butt wiggles all three concurred that there was an overall improvement. After the second serving of the pupsicle treat there was a distinct odor of mint. We all ageed that this recipe was a keeper. The dogs loved them and it did freshen their breath considerably. They were easy to make and easy to store. The humans rated the treat with 5 butt wiggles.

Five Wiggles
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UFO Interactive Push Button Food Treat Dispenser Review

UFO Puzzle

In my continued pursuit to find toys to keep my dogs inactive yet entertained, I purchased the the “UFO Interactive Push Button Food Treat Dispenser”. Mung Mung is the brand name of this flying saucer, shaped toy; hence the name UFO and it sells for $23.99 on Amazon. This toy is touted as an interactive, brain stimulating puzzle for dogs. It features a clear, center bubble in which you put kibble or tasty treats. Your dog needs to push on the bubble with their nose or paw in order to dispense the treat.

Trouble

Remember the game Trouble from your childhood, where you pushed the bubble to roll the die, this toy operates the same way. Instead of the die being rotated, in the UFO toy, several dog treats are released through six holes on the sides. When your pet pushes on the bubble, they are rewarded by treats dropping into the bowl where your dog is easily able to retrieve them.

Our smart little guy learned very quickly how to obtain the tasty bites by pushing the bubble with both his nose and his paw. He could even do this while wearing his “cone of shame”. The real trouble started when the dispenser became empty. Our guy, Dax, found a way to remove the bubble top container from the base. (Just to check that something hadn’t become trapped, we’re sure). When he was positive that there were no more undiscovered treats, he began carrying the bowl around in his mouth. https://youtube.com/shorts/OfIkZCL3euc?feature=share

We then had our other two quality control associates review the product, as an interactive toy/puzzle versus a meal feeder. They both found it easy to learn and had treats dropping regularly. The oldest reviewer became bored as soon as she figured out that there were no more morsels dropping. The 7-year-old thought it was extremely fun to flip the bowl with her paw to try to shake out any items that she may have missed. It did not seem overly challenging to her. Flipping the toy became her primary objective until we took it away from her.

Our final review of this particular toy/puzzle was that it might be stimulating for some dogs but for dogs that learn really quickly they created their own ways to interact with the toy in ways which was not as the product was intended.

Chewed Bubble Top

The product was made of non-durable materials not suitable for dogs that like to chew or aggressively interact with their toys. Both the bubble (treat) holder and the bottom (dispenser) bowl were made of brittle plastic that all the dogs chewed and one was able to break off pieces of the bubble top. This is definitely a toy that should not be left unattended with your pet, and could be dangerous if you did.

The dogs learned very quickly how to dispense the treats and there was no way to increase the difficulty or make it more challenging. All three QA consultants rapidly lost interest in the product within 10 minutes.

One Butt Wiggle

This toy may be appropriate for small dogs as well as dogs that need to slow down their eating pace. My three did not find it brain stimulating and it did not keep them busy for any meaningful length of time.

We rated this product at just one Butt Wiggle.

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